"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!"

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.        

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there.  I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."