Dan's going to be a grandpa, SOON!

Heard the last on Health Care? Don't count on it.


Mail Bag:

One from Earl: Al Franken and Health Care.

One from the Banty Rooster(Dan's daughter): Apparently a few disagreements concerning last weeks show.


The Rest of the Show:

1) You can't split the baby: Interfaith couple struggles in divorce.

2) North Korea vows "nuclear strikes" in latest threat.
Snake of the Week: Kim Jong-il.(Dan says not only crazy, but ugly, too.)

3) Obama snubbed Netanyahu for dinner with Michelle and the girls, Israelis claim.

4) Will France impose a ban on the Burqa?

5) Monona Grove schools ban racist gang symbols.

Dan's into a little spring cleaning.

The Red Molson backpack.

House passes health care reform bill.


Mail Bag:

Two from Earl:
1) Priest Problems. The celibacy of priests.
2) Health reform.

Two from Peter:
1) "Attention Wal-Mart Customers: All Black People Leave the Store Now."
2) Wal-Mart finds itself at the center of medical marijuana debate.
Snake of the Week - Wal-Mart.

One from Dennis:
1) Lesbian Air Force Sergeant discharged after being outed by police.
More Snakes this Week - Rapid City, South Dakota Police Department.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Swedish artist, Lars Vilks, has no regrets over prophet drawing.(Pictured)

2) Family can sue California Highway Patrol for letting daughter's accident photos spread online.

3) Woman bilked friends in cancer scam.

4) Judge throws out lawsuit by 79-year-old Monroe woman over outburst at card game.

Earl joins Dan and John on this weeks show.

Some Bush, Republican and Mississippi bashing.


Mail Bag:

Two from Peter this week:
1) Mississippi school prom off after lesbian's date request.
2) Chefs call proposed New York salt ban absurd.
Snakes of the Week: Assemblyman Felix Ortiz and the Nanny Democrats.

One from Dennis on the Transborder Immigrant Tool.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Health Care Bill.

2) Al-Qaeda and the Yemeni Government.

3) Weapons of Mass Destruction. (WMD)

3) Ahmed Chalabi.

4) Terrorist retaliation? (WTF)

5) Israel. What do you think? (eots@inbox.com)

Have we mentioned Dan's going to be a grandpa?

Soup Smorgasbord?


Mail Bag:

One from Mike: Why we like children.

One from Becky: Blonde jokes.

Two from Earl:
1) Suggests a new segment on the show "To F-ing bad"?
2) Commentary on a Leonard Pitts article.

One from Peter: Trading bibles for porn in San Antonio.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Iran's Ahmadinejad calls Sept 11 big fabrication.

2) Toyota moves past apologies, aims for sales. To early?

3) ACORN workers cleared in New York City prostitute video.

4) Pennsylvania man dies during storm when 911 calls unheeded.

Indian Winter? (EOW)

Mail Bag:

One from the Republician National Commitee to Dan the registered Democrat.

Dan takes a little Rebublican survey.

Earl's take on the Sea World attack.(Can you say KILLER whale?)

Two from Peter:

1) The truth hurts rape liar.

2) The Pigford Case: USDA settlement of a discrimination suit by black farmers.

Two from Mike:

1) A family and Alcor Foundation battle over the head a of dead woman.

2) Citibank reserves right to put 7 day hold on withdrawals.

The Rest of the Show:

1) All teachers fired at underperforming school in Rhode Island.

2) New Zealand girl auctions her virginity.