Closing in on show 500. Wow! Who'd have thought? Go figure!

We'll be taking next week off. Have a great and safe Memorial Day.

A little story from Dan. There is a point.

Getting old is not for cowards.

Fact or Crap: One for Dan, none for John this week.

Mail Bag:

Five from Joe:

1) Yale probed by DOE, accused of toxic environment against men.

2) Man in NY restaurant threatens to call ICE on people speaking Spanish.

3) School Board member calls police chief a "skinhead" over a speeding ticket.

4) Woman in Tennessee calls cops on a black real estate investor.

5) Circuit court judge has ruled ballots in Wasserman Schultz race illegally destroyed .

The Rest of the Show:

All email show this week.

No complaints from John.

One of those guys that's been there forever.

Retirement is all it's cracked up to be.

Clean ducts, oh boy!

Get a hold of us: eots@email.com

Fact or Crap: Batting 1000 this week, rare!

Mail Bag:

Two from Peter:

1) Divine Child High School backs off "modesty ponchos" for prom.

2) Teen whose Chinese prom dress sparked controversy.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Zachary Cruz, brother of Parkland shooter, to sue over arrest.

2) Redskins cheerleaders reveal disturbing details of a Costa Rica trip.

3) Businesses in Seattle could pay millions to help city deal with homeless problem.

4) Parkland victim's mom gets break on shocking $36,000 bill for charter flight.

No show next week. Have a happy Mother's Day!